wrappedourloveinallthisfoil:

culumacilinte:

ladylier:

macdicilla:

macdicilla:

spockoutt:

macdicilla:

majinie1337:

macdicilla:

captain-of-the-starry-seas:

macdicilla:

You know how there’s a running joke among tumblr Shakespeare fans that the reason there are so many characters called Antonio is because Shakespeare had an actor boyfriend named Antonio  who kept forgetting which lines were his?

You how how in Good Omens, we have a character with the chosen first name Anthony? Which is a more anglicized version of Antonio?

Coincidence? I think not.

Manny are you trying to tell me that Crowley was Shakespeare’s ditzy boyfriend?

Yes

I 100% approve of this

… do they have a ship name?

Shakesley

snakespeare? ???

you know what? you’re so right.

#there’s no Shakespeare in Aziraphale’s shop (via mickmercury)

Yeah, Aziraphale is also super extra about it and refuses to let any Shakespearean quotations and turns of phrase enter his speech.

But also, he gets into fights with anti-stratfordians.

He refuses to say fashionable for at least 500 years. Despite being so perfect to describe some other humans. 

He actually refuse (completely conscious) to say other Shakespeare invented words. 

#oh my god#are you telling me Aziraphale is jealous of Shakespeare because of that one time Crowley became an actor#OH MY GOD THAT MAKES SOME SENSE BECAUSE WAS THERE NOT A THING THAT PURITANS THOUGHT THEATRE WAS IMMORAL#did those things coincide?? they were both early 1600s right???? my history knowledge is vague at best (via @calamitys-child)

#bahahaha #this is perfect oh my god yes #fucking PLEASE#crowley slumming around with the theatre crowd because that’s all the best most fun bits of humanity right there#and will is a laugh#he somehow manages the lowbrow crudity of sex and gory onstage violence and dick jokes#and to hit these sudden soaring transcendent *truths* that crowley would call sublime if he weren’t reluctant to use that word#(crowley is definitely falling for humanity at this point whoops)#(they’re just so inexplicable and terrible and wonderful and remarkable)#crowley is not a great actor#but he’s a great shag and he’s charismatic as hell so will puts him in his shows#he’s also remarkably convincing in the frock roles for reasons no-one can quite pinpoint which makes crowley smirk#(because gender is a very human thing and crowley really doesn’t get that either)#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #shakespeare (via @culumacilinte)

particularj:

politijohn:

This is important

THIS. So hard. We’re at the lowest tax rate in history for the wealthy and they just got a trillion more dollars last year in bonuses. If you aren’t a millionaire or close to it, you should be wondering why taxes aren’t closer to 94% on that high bracket for the wealthy. You know, like it was in the golden years of the 50s all these rich white people dream of.

copperbadge:

malus-syl-vestris:

angerey-elf:

malus-syl-vestris:

Terrible idea:

Tarot DnD. It’s DnD but you replace the dice with tarot cards and the DM has to interpret the results by symbolism instead of numbers.

Ooh! My friend proposed an idea similar to this. CAH DnD. It’s basically the same concept but instead of tarot cards, you use Cards Against Humanity cards. As she put it:

“Perception check”

“Bees?”

“BEES???”

That sounds absolutely HORRENDOUS, your friend should be very proud

I’m enjoying the idea of CAH tarot. 

“What does the future hold for me?” 

“A bag of dicks.” 

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

You know, in retrospect, having gay marriage as a debate topic when I was the only openly gay kid in class was SUPER WEIRD. Imagine if you walked into AP Gov and your teacher pointed at you like, “I don’t think Brian should have health insurance because he sucks. Discuss?”

chharliedayarchive:

Don’t get attached to unpopular ships because you will run out of fic and die